You didn't notice? No! Elaine enters and sits at the counter next to Jerry. Yeah. Jerry, I won't be like you! KRAMER: Jerry, you wouldn't believe what it's like down there. JERRY (to waitress): Cup of tea with lemon. . We're not idiots. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! ELAINE: So this is never gonna stop? Kramer enters and explains what all of the faxes are for, with our first of two puns: Nice and our first of two sickies. George enters. PHONE MAN: Look, I work for the phone company. 175. The phone rings and Jerry answers. KRAMER (from bathroom): Hey, is that T-bone?! That's your job, to hire people? JERRY: That's the new area code. GEORGE: The thing is...I'm supposed to be T-bone. Well, I just saw Madeline off. What happened to Cindy? JERRY: Oh, yeah? Gammy! Classic. And you're fired! George and Jerry sit at their usual booth. CINDY: Thanks, Jerry. Koko! KRAMER (into phone): Jerry's teasing. KRAMER: Downtown. Cindy gets up and goes into Jerry's bedroom. (Nice) I guess his parents didn't want to tell him. JERRY: 40. JERRY: I hate the counter. See, if you look through my scripts, you'll see that all my lines have a special color, so I don't memorize language, I memorize color. COMPUTER VOICE: You have a collect call from--, KRAMER: I went down to Madeline's. Well, then, we're through! JERRY: But the point is we have our personal relationship, and I've gotten as far as I can go with George Costanza. ELAINE (whispering): Why did you get a maid? ELAINE (thinking): I wonder if anyone knows he's here. JERRY: Really? JERRY: Famous Original Ray's? She might be a news woman! GEORGE (sniffling): I'm not crying. You know, this place is lookin' kinda messy. Gammy! There's a big stain on the front. movin' away. KRAMER: Well, now what are we gonna do? JERRY: She wants to be an actress...or a, uh, model...or a dancer...or a...news woman. She finally It's a whole different world downtown-- different Gap, different Tower Records, and she's a 646. JERRY: T-bone, the ladies are gonna love ya. It's the same, just...changed. Hilarious. GEORGE: Hey. Please accept my apologies. (Waving the money at the audience a bit too obviously and unnecessarily. GEORGE: Forget Gammy. JERRY: Well, what happened? ELAINE: All right! GEORGE: I'll try a piece. KRAMER: Hey, listen, can I borrow your suitcases? straight forward. It's just that I've been kind of buried over here. JERRY: She's not a maid. Uh-oh! Koko! GEORGE: Oh, yeah. 9 Home; Scripts; Episodes; Characters; Gifts; Share; Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community! KRAMER (from hallway): He's sleeping with his maid! INT. JERRY: Well, everything's goin' great except, basically, I'm payin' for sex. T-bone! ELAINE: Bobby, you gotta stop calling your Gammy. George tries to get a nickname (T-Bone) but a co-worker gets the one he chose instead. You're foolin' around with your maid. Well, bad news, boys. Two people exit an apartment. Cindy gets up and goes into Jerry's bedroom. ELAINE: Bobby, you gotta stop calling your Gammy. And I shouldn't have said that about your wife. I must be at the nexus of the universe. JERRY: Madeline stays here. Jerry confesses that he has a personal and work relationship with his maid named Cindy. JERRY: No, George. The rest is--, JERRY: I was going to say, "Being a good host.". ELAINE: Then maybe you have a fax machine. ALL (chanting): Koko! Koko! It's the same as 212. Elaine gets up and leaves. So I guess you're back to being Elaine smiles at Jerry. MAN: Hey! When Elaine requests a new phone number, she gets the … GEORGE: Yeah. It's Original Ray's. It's the deluxe package. Easy answer is obviously that he found stuff recently that he didn't know he had, but then he should have stated that explicitly. Come on. MAN: Hey! KRAMER: Listen. The phone rings. JERRY: I wouldn't worry about it. KRAMER: Ah! (HILARIOUS) Kramer enters. And I have a full palette of emotions. Aren't you forgetting something? You got the wrong number, kid. What did you say? I'll never be like you! Elaine repeatedly gets a piercing high beep in her phone after Kramer signs up to receive restaurant menus by fax with a service called "Now We're Cookin'". number? ELAINE: He called 6 times yesterday. ELAINE: Come on, Jerry. A car pulls I'll never If he's never seen it, how does he know it is there??? JERRY (to waitress): Cup of tea with lemon. Let me give it to ya. Gammy! CINDY: Your nickname's Koko? I'll go, too. Kramer is waiting near a phone booth with a suitcase. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. GEORGE: Gammy's gettin' upset! your Gammy. JERRY: Kramer, maybe this relationship isn't for you. I told her, "You gotta Tax purposes. What day is it there? MAN: Well, it kinda depends on the situation, but if I don't get my money from you, I'm gonna get it from her. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. No! The Butter Shave Script Seinfeld. You know where that is? next KRUGER: Well, then we should call you T-bone. Mmm. Look at that. What a nightmare it must be to have a real family. Written by All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrubwomen KRAMER: Hey, Elaine. GEORGE: How much you pay this maid? JERRY: I don't want to make trouble. KRAMER (from bathroom): Hey, is that T-bone?! anymore. Uh, uh. And you're fired! GEORGE: But I was thinking...T-bone. JERRY: Hey. The rest is-- CINDY: I can't find my earring. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. They're separate and, I think, some what sophisticated. MAN: I'm really kinda seein' somebody. Watkins and George enter the conference room. I gotta live around here. T-bone! GEORGE: The nickname. We then get George acting like a monkey with his banana in his hand walking up the wall (!) (Nice) George sits down. Jerry later meets Cindy's boss - a parody of a pimp - who threateningly tells Jerry if he doesn't get the money from him, he'll get it from Cindy. Kramer: Uh, did you? (So prostitutish, if there is such a word) As Cindy leaves, Jerry gives her a big kiss. You might want to tell your girlfriend. ELAINE: Where did you go? ELAINE: Then maybe you have a fax machine. JERRY: But there's no "t" in your name. WATKINS: That sounds good. From now on, I will be known as-. Kramer calls Jerry from the intersection of 1st Street and 1st Avenue, which he describes as "The Nexus of the Universe". (Classic Kramer, hilarious, just hilarious!!!) But, to call it hilarious would imply that the coming up scene is equally hilarious, which it is not. Everyone is gathered around a large conference table. Seinfeld Characters. That is a wise decision. JERRY: Miss. How do we get it off? Koko! Let's sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedy: JERRY: Koko? The reason was that these back and forths were one of the most oft-repeated lines in the history of quoting lines from TV shows in the house that Somer built. Kramer is waiting near a phone booth with a suitcase. Elaine gets the gang to volunteer visiting the elderly, each "adopting" an old person. JERRY: But the point is we have our personal relationship, and we have our work relationship. This episode first aired on April 30, 1998. I don't recognize anybody. She doesn't do laundry and I'm gettin' nothin'. up. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY - ESTABLISHING. She knows she's a maid.

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